MzellnikMy LinkedIn Feed: January 2023Hi everyone! It’s with a heavy heart I share the fact that after eight years and countless accolades, I was laid off from my job. I am…3 min read·Feb 1, 2023----
MzellnikJuliet: A Life, Indoors and OutIn the early hours of Monday, Aug 1, our dear Juliet, the sweetest, purriest, cuddliest lovey of a cat, was (we are fairly sure) attacked…4 min read·Aug 4, 2022----
MzellnikEverything I Need to Know I Learned from WordleHow you start is the most important thing.2 min read·Jan 20, 2022----
MzellnikCar Thief Part V: My day in courtIn which I finally see the woman who stole my car — in person5 min read·Oct 8, 2021----
MzellnikA Poem About Sleep (or the lack thereof)If I think really hard, I can almost remember what it felt like The deep sleep of childhood That feeling of going to sleep and then waking…2 min read·Mar 18, 2021----
MzellnikCar Thief: the sad middle of the storySome thoughts after a conversation with my Victim Advocate3 min read·Jan 12, 2021----
MzellnikI have House CelibacyHouse celibacy: is this a thing? I’m thinking about other times in my life when I was starving for physical affection; now what I’m…2 min read·Dec 16, 2020----
MzellnikWhen Optimists Go BadI’m not used to being this jaded. 2020 has broken me.4 min read·Oct 8, 2020----
MzellnikMy Car Returns (Part III)I’m as surprised as you are that there’s still more to say about my car5 min read·Sep 18, 2020----
MzellnikUS Postal Service’s Postcard BoondoggleWas the recent nationwide postcard campaign malevolent or just stupid?2 min read·Sep 13, 2020----